10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
 - "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
 - Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
 - Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
 - Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
 - Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
 - The all-in play works everytime but once.
 - The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
 - Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010.  On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
 - How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw?  -Jdoe