10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• It's Free To Fold...
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake