10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Fook the floosh droo!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.