10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.