10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."