10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.