10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.