10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.