10 Random Poker Quotes

All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."