10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for loners.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is