10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• It's Free To Fold...