10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Fold and live to fold again
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.