10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.