10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.