10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."