10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.