10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.