10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com