10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."