10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.