10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)