10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is for loners.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio