10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.