10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz