10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"