10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003