10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.