10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.