10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986