10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow