10 Random Poker Quotes

I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
Fold and live to fold again