10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is for loners.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion