10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'