10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• It's Free To Fold...