10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.