10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Those eggs smell delicious!