10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"