10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth