10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen