10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.