10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Fold and live to fold again
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm