10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..