10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword