10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier