10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.