10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!