10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.