10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)