10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.