10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is for loners.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury